I think there might be a connection between cooking, baking cookies, and insomnia. Have there been any studies on this?
Symptoms:
-Long periods of contemplation over ex-loves.
-Imagined spider bites from imagined brown recluses between real bedsheets.
-"Tired" missing from the menu.
Possible Causes:
-Homemade cookies.
-Homemade chili.
-Homemade ceasar dressing.
-An open window with no screen and a recently acquired knowledge of the brown recluse.
-Stupid boys.
-A cup of coffee 12 hours ago.
5 hours 'til work.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
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